Category: Rambling


Jason Statham

Diving in Commonwealth games 1990

 

KitKat commercial – You’re not a Salmon

 

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- Video shows a British girl, 18, performing a sex act on 24 men in Magaluf
– Donning pink hotpants, she was cheered on as she went from man to man
– Footage was later posted online, sparking outrage among local politicians
– It has been claimed girl was influenced by cheap alcohol and party culture
– ‘She got fuelled with alcohol, someone’s suggested it, she’s smashed and thought it’s a good idea,’ says Geordie Shore’s Jay Gardener, who is in film.

– The girl had agreed to perform the sex act after being told by party organisers she would win a ‘holiday’.’Unfortunately the “holiday” turned out to be the name of a cocktail.’ http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2680842/Everyone-wasted-shes-smashed-thought-good-idea-How-cheap-alcohol-goes-party-culture-led-shocking-video-British-girl-performing-sex-act-24-men-Magaluf.html

 

 

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Ants and Winter blues.

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NO MORE ANTS
After trying several ‘tactics and remedies’ to win the battle against the influx of ants, we have finally won. The simple and inexpensive solution is sprinkling Epsom salts along skirting boards and the ants simply stayed away.
We found that a borax and sugar solution did not work for all ants. Ant traps are extremely expensive and seemed to attract ants instead of deterring them, although they claim that it kills those in the nest because the contents is carried away by the ants.
LOAD SHEDDING

Just a thought about load shedding. Consumers are advised to switch off geysers, heaters etc. Is it not more logical to recommend turning off pool pumps, fridges & freezers?
Did you know the definition of Winter Blues is: Seasonal affective disorder (SAD) well I knew it wasn’t HAPPY.
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Heart Failure

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I wish I had know this a week ago. My mom’s ankles look like this but because she was coughing I assumed she had flu.
heart failure
When she finally agreed to let me take her to the GP he sent her straight to hospital. Today she was joking and said she can’t wait to get home and have a proper meal.

Royal Cheek

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Pictures of the Duchess of Cambridge’s bare bottom have been posted online by a German magazine, Bild.

kate middleton bottom 1

 

kate middletong bottom 2
http://www.bild.de/unterhaltung/royals/catherine-mountbatten-windsor/kleiderverbot-fuer-die-herzogin-36122910.bild.html

German newspaper Bild features the shot on their website along with another picture of Kate in Canada in 2011 when her yellow Jenny Packham dress did exactly the same thing.

Both pictures were taken shortly after she disembarked from a helicopter, with the wind from the propellers causing her dress to blow up.

The photographs have sparked comments online about why Kate doesn’t wear weights in her hems like the Queen to avoid future wardrobe mishaps.

One Twitter user wrote: “Why doesn’t she weight her hems?”

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/kate-middleton-bare-bottom-picture-3610838

 

Kate’s sister also in the news recently because of her bottom ….

A leading French royal expert has accused Pippa Middleton of creating a ‘false bottom’ when she was bridesmaid of honour at the Royal Wedding.”

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2617719/French-expert-accuses-Pippa-Middleton-wearing-false-bottom-Royal-Wedding.html

” A London spa owner once claimed that she normally has a flat bottom”

 

 

 

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Some colleagues were heating up food in the microwave and Martie walks into the kitchen and asks what are you having for lunch? The little filing clerk boasts “pap & runaways” Martie asks “what are runaways?” …. the clerk replies “chicken feet”.
“Cape Town – A braai stand with sizzling chicken feet was a hit with voters patiently waiting across the road in an informal settlement in Hout Bay, Cape Town, on Wednesday afternoon.
Imizamo Yethu resident Beverly Tshatsha, 49, prodded the meat and handed it over to customers in torn newspaper, which happened to show a smiling President Jacob Zuma and other politicians. ”  http://www.iol.co.za/news/politics/chicken-feet-tempt-hungry-voters-1.1684856 
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